brainstorm.

holla if ya got me, fuck you if ya had me

“i need to stop being such a pothead”

nigga i was high when i said that! 

if what i have planned for my life after college doesn’t work out so hot, im going to try and become a makeup artist for awhile, get married, and live at home with a few kids and let a man support me. 

(and i secretly hope the original plan fails)

is that wrong?

….would be a bed with a toilet in it. like an actual working, fully-flushable, sanitary toilet. i dont do that bed pan shit. bye now

all that glitters is gold silver bronze green

001.    Dick 

002.    Weiner

003.    Cock

004.    Prick

005.    Johnson

006.    Pee Pee

007.    Pecker

008.    John Thomas

009.    Baloney Pony

010.    Rod

011.    Shaft

012.    Bald headed Yogurt slinger

013.    Baby Maker

014.    Shvantz

015.    Bone/Boner

016.    Bratwurst

017.    Budd 

018.    Hanging meat

019.    Trouser Snake

020.    One Eyed Trouser Snake

021.    Cack

022.    Choad

023.    Chub

024.    Cornholer

025.    Ding Dong

026.    Dong

027.    Dingus/Dingis

028.    Dork

029.    Dingaling:  

030.     Hard On

031.    Tallywhacker

032.    Hog:  

033.    Jimber: 

034.    Jimmy:.

035.    Joystick:  

036.    Keilbasa:  

037.    Knob:  

038.    Long Dong Silver

039.    Love Muscle

040.    Fuck Stick

041.    Main Vein

042.    Man Meat

043.    Meat Popsicle

044.    Meat Thermometer

045.    Member

046.    Middle Leg

047.    Monster

048.    Mr. Happy

049.    Mr. Winky

050.    Ol’ One Eye

051.     One Eyed Monster

052.    Peen

053.    Putz

054.    Peeter

055.    Piece

056.    Pocket Rocket

057.    Pole

058.    Pud

059.    Pudding

060.    Purple Helmet

061.    German Helmet

062.    Salami

063.    Sausage

064.    Skin Flute

065.    Tent Pole

066.    Third Leg

067.    Throbber

068.    Tonsil Tickler

069.    Tool 

070.    Tube Steak

071.    Tube Snake

072.    Wang

073.    Wanker

074.     Wee

075.    Willie

076.    Weenie

077.    Winky

078.     Spitting Cobra

079.    Spout.

080.   Little Elvis

081.    Trouser Trout

082.     Thing

083.    Meat Puppet

084.    Schlort

085.     Schmeckle:  

086.    Sconge:  chub

087.    Schlittle:  The opposite of Schlong

088.    Peeper

089.    Plonker

090.    Love Shaft

091.    Meatsicle

092.    Chup

093.    Chut

094.    Cut

095.    Digger

096.    Twig 

097.    Doder

098.    Doinker

099.    D

100.    Anacondaa

101.    Alabama Black Snake.

vagina, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, hole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher’s mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard’s sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle’s doodle goes, altar of love, cupid’s cupboard, bird’s nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken’s tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog’s mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man’s charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil’s hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, s, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian’s daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy’s pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian’s temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel’s smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, curator, b.o.b.’s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n’ stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, ry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cave, donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora’s box,snail tracker, zilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indiana bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

rock out with your cock out.

my friends…

When did you start putting on makeup? first day of high school. i was 14 and retarded. mostly eyeshadow and liquid liner. i hated mascara but now i love ittttttttt

1. How did you learn how to put on makeup?

i didnt have a lot of friends so i sat home and just experimented til i got good at it.

1. Favorite brand:

shadow - costal scents! works miracles

liner - l’oreal or almay

foundation - neutrgina healthy skin

powder - i forgot what its called but i want to get bare minerals!

1. Do you like wearing foundation? If so, what’s your color and favorite?

yesss i need it to hide my flaws. but i dont cake it on. or at least i dont think i do. i dont turn colors or go all orange face, white hand. ok… yeah. i do change colors. but it looks nice. my shade is BEIGE or something and i like neutragina

1. Favorite lipstick, lip gloss & lip liner:

hate lip liner. nasty trash. and i use this nivea rejuvinating lip shit. and burts bees.

1. Do you like/wear false lashes? If yes, strands or individual?

i love them! they can add a lot to a look, bold or natural. i use the strand kind mostly cuz im too lazy to do it individually

1. Favorite eye shadow color:  bright and bold! probably yellow and pink, or a nice blue if its done right. 

2. Favorite day time look: neutral probably. just cuz it makes the eyes pop and is easy to do. sometimes ill do wild shadow if it goes with an outfit or its a special occasion, lips and foundation is always the same but eyes are limitless!!!!!